Well...Well.... As expected..... Dhakkan Chindichors choked big time. It looked as if Dard-e-Dildos had stuffed their Dildos into Dhakkans' throats. Even brilliant blasts from Ass-Dumb Gaa*d-Crust and Andrea Shy-mads could not save them.
W | 1 W 1 W 1 . | 2 1 W W 4 1 | 1 . W W
Choking like this is nothing new for the Dhakkans, so they have decided that instead of feeling the pain... its better to enjoy it.
Let's get serious.....
So this particular match proves that the title of this blog is 100% true. This IPL is nothing but a brillian scheme by Liliput Mad-Didi to make billions. If not... how would you describe this brilliant loss?
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Randi Ka Baja and Randira Cho*di - IPL Love Story
Few days back, Randi Ka Baja was seen flirting with Randira Cho*di ... its so frustrating to see those old bags acting like teenagers.... to add misery to our IPL viewing, Randi Ka Baja broke into singing a rain song under an umbrella after the rain threatened match ended. And Randira Cho*di was looking so excited..... I thought they would start humping right infront of the crowd.
There is always some limit to nonsense shown on TV... but our Jet Min TV knows no limits.
And whats up with Randira's hairstyle? I guess the hairstylist could not stand her nonsense and gave her that cut so that she would never be able to face the camera. But he had no idea that he was dealing with the mother of all Randis. Now... We are being treated with nonsense talks plus ugly face+ Fu*ked up style....
And what were the guys at Jet Min thinking when they chose that cheeni kum to host? He could barely sing......now he is asking such nonsense questions. If he had asked me those questions..... I would have given him a really tight slap. Here is one of his questions to a player: "Are you happy that you were not included in the playing eleven? "
What the Eff?
Did I say that he could barely see with his almost nonexistent eyes? Fu*k... I'm such a racist... sorry for that ...Cheeni Kum ;)
There is always some limit to nonsense shown on TV... but our Jet Min TV knows no limits.
And whats up with Randira's hairstyle? I guess the hairstylist could not stand her nonsense and gave her that cut so that she would never be able to face the camera. But he had no idea that he was dealing with the mother of all Randis. Now... We are being treated with nonsense talks plus ugly face+ Fu*ked up style....
And what were the guys at Jet Min thinking when they chose that cheeni kum to host? He could barely sing......now he is asking such nonsense questions. If he had asked me those questions..... I would have given him a really tight slap. Here is one of his questions to a player: "Are you happy that you were not included in the playing eleven? "
What the Eff?
Did I say that he could barely see with his almost nonexistent eyes? Fu*k... I'm such a racist... sorry for that ...Cheeni Kum ;)
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Who is the Real Shitty Pussy... Please Stand Up
Another match... and another way of showing that Pussys can match Kala Kuttas at any given day. Yep, Queen's Pussys join the Kala Kuttas at the bottom of the table. By this win, Manhoos Insaans climb the ladder.... thanx to Badva's innings. Even Sach-Out played good for a change.
It was not that Manhoos Insaans were playing great... The real fact was that Pussys were thinking of last night's choochie massages by Por*y Zil-Da. When Baja Sing was bowling at them, instead of their bat coming in front of the wicket... they had their di*ks coming.
I wonder what is that Blonde Monkey doing in cricket... I must salute the batsmen who face him. He bowls as if two bowlers are bowling at the same time and the ball is coming from the other bowler's hand.
Anyways, the tournament has not disappointed anyone coz everyone was expecting similar results.
Waiting for today's match between Dhakkan Chindichors and Dard-e-Dildos ;)
It was not that Manhoos Insaans were playing great... The real fact was that Pussys were thinking of last night's choochie massages by Por*y Zil-Da. When Baja Sing was bowling at them, instead of their bat coming in front of the wicket... they had their di*ks coming.
I wonder what is that Blonde Monkey doing in cricket... I must salute the batsmen who face him. He bowls as if two bowlers are bowling at the same time and the ball is coming from the other bowler's hand.
Anyways, the tournament has not disappointed anyone coz everyone was expecting similar results.
Waiting for today's match between Dhakkan Chindichors and Dard-e-Dildos ;)
Por*y Shakes her Choochies to Cheer her Team
I can see Por*y Zil-Da shaking her choochies to cheer the Queen's Pussy XI, but do they have it in them? Lets see as the match is on.
Kala Kuttas add another feather to their Golden Helmet
It was the ultimate battle... Chu*iyas Vs Kala Kuttas...... The battle for loosing the match. Bang-Whore Ch*iyas tried their best, but when Kala Kuttas are playing their best... No Chu*iya can take the matach away from them.
Kala Kuttas living up to their name by loosing yet another winning match.
When Ra-Fool dragger was batting, I thought that Kala Kuttas can't make it this time... Yeah, they might win.. but Dragger dragged the bat and gave away his wicket like a father giving a candy to his child. Cock Butcher and Darzi made sure that Kala Kuttas don't loose their place.
I guess Bad-Shah Ga*d must have bribed Darzi to play that innings so that they are not knocked out of their place. Yeah, the ultimate..... the last spot.
Mac-Water-Melon's innings was to prove to NZ board that he still has it in him... it is just that Kala Kutta's great team spirit which is not letting him to score.
Even the return of Dil*do's Pussy made no difference to Kala Kuttas. By now... they are professionally trained to loose winning matches.
Even Sharmati Shanti has blended so well in the Kala Kuttas team that she is making sure to give away as many runs possible in the final overs.
In total... Awesome match. Kala Kuttas Rule the Chart...... No Chu*iya can knock them from that position.
Waiting for the next battle.......Queen's Pu**y XI vs Manhoos Insaans ;)
Kala Kuttas living up to their name by loosing yet another winning match.
When Ra-Fool dragger was batting, I thought that Kala Kuttas can't make it this time... Yeah, they might win.. but Dragger dragged the bat and gave away his wicket like a father giving a candy to his child. Cock Butcher and Darzi made sure that Kala Kuttas don't loose their place.
I guess Bad-Shah Ga*d must have bribed Darzi to play that innings so that they are not knocked out of their place. Yeah, the ultimate..... the last spot.
Mac-Water-Melon's innings was to prove to NZ board that he still has it in him... it is just that Kala Kutta's great team spirit which is not letting him to score.
Even the return of Dil*do's Pussy made no difference to Kala Kuttas. By now... they are professionally trained to loose winning matches.
Even Sharmati Shanti has blended so well in the Kala Kuttas team that she is making sure to give away as many runs possible in the final overs.
In total... Awesome match. Kala Kuttas Rule the Chart...... No Chu*iya can knock them from that position.
Waiting for the next battle.......Queen's Pu**y XI vs Manhoos Insaans ;)
Bang-Whores Vs Kala Kuttas
So here we are..... Worst Vs Worst...
Kala Kuttas have showed that no one can steal their hard earned LAST spot... but Bang-Whores should not to be treated with disrespect. They were last season's undisputed bad-shas of failure.
Today's match will decide everything. Today is the day when only one will emerge victorious in loosing.
What does Mac-Water-Melon and Gaa*d-Mein-Ungli have in store to defeat Bang-Whores?
on the otherside... we have Ra-Fool Dragger fully prepared to loose the match at any cost.
Let the Fixing Begin.........
Well, even the fixers must be confused on what to fix in this unique loosers vs loosers match.
Kala Kuttas have showed that no one can steal their hard earned LAST spot... but Bang-Whores should not to be treated with disrespect. They were last season's undisputed bad-shas of failure.
Today's match will decide everything. Today is the day when only one will emerge victorious in loosing.
What does Mac-Water-Melon and Gaa*d-Mein-Ungli have in store to defeat Bang-Whores?
on the otherside... we have Ra-Fool Dragger fully prepared to loose the match at any cost.
Let the Fixing Begin.........
Well, even the fixers must be confused on what to fix in this unique loosers vs loosers match.
Welcome!
So you are here to find out why Cricket is Fake? Welcome aboard.......
Whether Cricket is fake or not is highly debatable, but IPL (Insulting Prostitues League) being fake is 99% true.
If not.....How would you justify the easy catches dropped by Gay-Lord and Mac-Donalds from Kala Kutta Night Raands Team? It clearly indicate that IPL is fixed and the director of the show Liliput Mad-didi is enjoying the show.
Follow me as I bring you the exclsuive.......
P.S. this is not another Fake IPL Player kind of blog...... here I'm not pretending to be some player who is blogging from the dressing room. I'm just a Die-hard Fan of Cricket who has suddenly realised that what he was following from his childwood was nothing but fake.
Whether Cricket is fake or not is highly debatable, but IPL (Insulting Prostitues League) being fake is 99% true.
If not.....How would you justify the easy catches dropped by Gay-Lord and Mac-Donalds from Kala Kutta Night Raands Team? It clearly indicate that IPL is fixed and the director of the show Liliput Mad-didi is enjoying the show.
Follow me as I bring you the exclsuive.......
P.S. this is not another Fake IPL Player kind of blog...... here I'm not pretending to be some player who is blogging from the dressing room. I'm just a Die-hard Fan of Cricket who has suddenly realised that what he was following from his childwood was nothing but fake.
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